Sometimes people really do say the darndest things. Here are a few of them:
“Being born is the major cause of death.” — My Dad
“I eat margarine like butter.” — My Mom
“I’ve never had a sugar daddy before, this feels so exquisite.” — Anonymous friend reveling in the wonders of sugar daddydom and contemplating if it’s wrong that said sugar daddy’s wife’s name is on the check.
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