It’s no secret I love a fun quiz so I thought I’d share this hilarious quiz Whitney Cummings has in her new book, I’m Fine…And Other Lies. Ready to play? Let’s take the fun 3-question quiz!
No peeking ahead or it will ruin it!
Whitney Cummings Dating Quiz
Grab a piece of paper or prepare to type out your answers to three questions…
THREE QUESTIONS
1. What’s your favorite animal (not your family pet)?
– List three reasons/adjectives why.
2. What’s your favorite article of clothing?
– List three reasons/adjectives why.
3. What’s your favorite body of water?
– List three reasons/adjectives why.
I’ll share mine below:
1. Panda bear
cuddly, cute, soft
2. Caftan
free, loose, light
3. Our pool
calm, clear, happy
Okay, have you written down your answers?
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Here’s the Freudian subconscious meaning:
1. Your favorite animal = The way you view yourself.
2. Your favorite article of clothing = How others perceive you.
3. Your favorite body of water = How you view sex.
My Freudian Meanings:
1. I see myself as: cuddly, cute and soft (maybe after I’ve moisturized?).
2. Others see me as: free, loose (ha!) and light.
3. I view sex as: calm, clear and happy (ummm…).
I’d LOVE to hear your answers in the comments! Do they seem accurate?
See Whitney administer the quiz to Conan here and Jimmy Kimmel here!
She actually gives this quiz to guys on dates too. Could be fun!
I’ve had fun doing this with my hubby Fred Baby, as well as with friends. Especially over cocktails.
READ WHITNEY’S BOOK
If you’d like to read Whitney’s new book, which is like a funny self-help book meets memoir, you can find I’m Fine…And Other Lies here.
Did you enjoy this Whitney Cummings dating quiz?
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1. Meerkat
small, adorable, curious
2. Jeans
comfortable, versatile, casual
3. Bathtub
relaxing, private, warm
Seagulls
Free, passive and go everywhere
Dresses
Feminine, sexy and comfortable
Ocean
Raft, calm and unpredictable
What if I can’t answer any of those? Like, I don’t really know what my favorite animal is, and you can’t just tell me “Choose one!” because all animals are beautiful! And I can’t decide what’s my favorite article of clothing, either! And a body of water? The spot between the ocean and a river… like maybe a waterfall? And see, I don’t even know how to describe that!
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1. Ants
diligent, tireless but the single ant is insignificant
2. My leather jacket
soft, smells great but rather impractical
3. Ice cube
cold, rigid, moldable
Isn’t the last one supposed to be how you view love?
But, anyway, here are my answers.
1) Black; dark, beautiful, negative.
2) Dogs; silly, playful, fun.
3) Rain; calm, mysterious, relaxing.
What if for the 2nd question- my answer is I dont like any animal
Blue: cool, pretty, goes with a lot/ matches
Title nine bathing suits: look flattering on me, versatile, comfortable.
Caribbean ocean: warm, beautiful, relaxing
What is the meaning if my body of water is an ocean?
I remember years ago a few girl friends doing this test on me and slightly mis-understanding the water question,I answered Perrier and said it was good to drink,refreshing and great for a hangover.
1.horse : loyal , strong , bonding
2. coats : comfy , cozy , warm
3. ocean : calm , vigorous , pure